Midnight Static Hoodie
Midnight Static Hoodie – Zero H☣︎ur Project
Oh look, another boring hoodie… except this one looks like it was dragged through TV static at 3AM during a paranormal meltdown. 📺⚡ Lucky you.
This isn’t just “fashion,” it’s survival gear for when the lights go out and the shadows start acting weird. 👻⏳ Wear it ghost hunting, wear it at Walmart at 2AM, or just wear it because laundry day finally broke you. 🧟♂️🖤
Product Details
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Material: Premium polyester blend (fancy way of saying it’s soft and won’t disintegrate after one wash) 🧵✨
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Fit: Unisex, relaxed fit—aka it hides your snack belly and looks good on everyone. 🍕🥤
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Design: White base with “did someone slash the TV screen?” streaks ⚡, featuring the iconic Zero H☣︎ur Project logo in neon green 💚—because black and white was too mainstream.
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Features:
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Adjustable hood (so you can hide from both rain and awkward conversations) 🎯
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Front pocket big enough for snacks, EMF detectors, or your hands when you forget what to do with them 🦘
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Ribbed cuffs and hem, because apparently that’s important 🧥
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Basically, it’s not just a hoodie—it’s your new excuse for why you look this cool while screaming at ghosts in the dark. 🌑🔦
More details
- 95% recycled polyester and 5% spandex
- Heavyweight fabric (8.85 oz)
- Relaxed fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Zero H☣︎ur Project
- Email: contact@support.zerohrproject.store
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, and formaldehyde lead and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Midnight Static Hoodie Size Guide
| Size label | A | B | C |
|---|---|---|---|
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2XS
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18.9
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26.18
|
22.24
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XS
|
19.69
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26.19
|
22.24
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S
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20.47
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26.77
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22.64
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M
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21.26
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27.36
|
233
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L
|
22.83
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27.95
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23.62
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XL
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24.41
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28.54
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24.21
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2XL
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25.98
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29.13
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24.8
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3XL
|
27.56
|
29.72
|
25.39
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4XL
|
29.13
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30.91
|
25.79
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5XL
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30.71
|
329
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26.18
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6XL
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32.28
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33.27
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26.57
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