Family Malfunction Hoodie
Chaos has never looked this comfortable.
The Family Malfunction Hoodie is built for anyone who thrives in the middle of the madness. With bold yellow lettering across the chest and back, this oversized hoodie isn’t just clothing—it’s a declaration that life’s adventures, disasters, and everything in between are worth repping loud and proud.
Crafted from premium cotton blends, this hoodie is ultra-soft, warm, and durable—perfect for late-night editing, long road trips, or just kicking back with your crew. Available in multiple colors, its heavyweight feel and relaxed fit make it a closet essential for every season.
🔥 Features:
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Oversized comfort fit (your new go-to hoodie)
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Premium fabric built to last wash after wash
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Bold embroidered-style print of Family Malfunction
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Perfect for layering on investigations, travels, or lazy days
🎁 A fan favorite for:
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Supporters of the Family Malfunction channel
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Anyone who embraces the fun side of chaos
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Gift-givers who want something unique and meaningful
More details
- 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester fleece
- Heavyweight fabric (9.4 oz)
- Relaxed fit
- Lined pullover hood with no drawcord
- Dropped shoulders
- Kangaroo pocket in front
- Sleeve cuff ribbing
- Tear-away tag
Disclaimer: The brushed interior of this hoodie tends to shed. To reduce visible traces of lint on clothes, avoid wearing dark colors under light-colored clothes and vice versa.
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Zero H☣︎ur Project
- Email: contact@support.zerohrproject.store
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. The brushed interior of this hoodie tends to shed. To reduce visible traces of lint on clothes, avoid wearing dark colors under light-colored clothes and vice versa. Meets the formaldehyde, lead, cadmium, bisphenols, phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Family Malfunction Hoodie Size Guide
| Size label | A | B | C |
|---|---|---|---|
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S
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27.75
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22 1/2
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22 1/2
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M
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28.75
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23 1/2
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22 1/2
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L
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29.75
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24.75
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24.25
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XL
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30.75
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26
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24.25
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2XL
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31.75
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27.25
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25 1/2
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3XL
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32.75
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28.25
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27
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